Josh Fernandez
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Punk band Precedent Smashers celebrated the release of their new album “Bash the Cheeto” yesterday, which they…
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Emma Jonas
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DENVER — Local beagle Danzig used what may be the first words uttered by a canine last week, allegedly to…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local punk Gary “Crutch” Burke’s girlfriend Jacquelyn Flowers, who helped Burke get off of drugs, stop living on…
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Aviva Siegel
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NEW YORK — Beloved author Judy Blume and maligned Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine are set to become unlikely collaborators as…
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Krissy Howard
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FORT MEADE, Md. — U.S. National Security Agent Dan Briggs mentally prepared himself for another four minutes of unadulterated sing-alongs…
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John Danek
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SAVANNAH, Ga. — Record store employee Ian Benedict endured yet another judgement by a customer yesterday, who thought his Coheed…
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Bobby Korec
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With so much music out there these days, it can be hard to find the time to check everything out.…
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Patrick Coyne
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TACOMA, Wash. — Terminal cancer patient Brenda Goff is planning to lay as still as possible after spotting U2’s annoyingly…
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Bobby Korec
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WESTON, Conn. — Local physicians used dental records yesterday to identify the body of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards…
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Dan Vanderpool
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The local Oakland hardcore scene announced today that it will collectively convert to being a heavily tattooed…
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