Bobby Korec
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Let’s face it. Complaining online about new Weezer material is just part of the human experience. It usually occurs between…
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Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…
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John Danek
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EUGENE, Ore. — Ska/swing revival band Cherry Poppin’ Daddies shared a long-awaited apology accepting blame for their whole deal, including,…
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John Danek
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DALLAS — Rhythm guitarist and craft beer connoisseur Kirk Tenly reportedly hasn’t seen his own pedalboard since the late 2000s…
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Tiana Miller
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NEW HOPE, Pa. — Local straight man Scott Stevenson was spotted acting weirdly jealous around lesbian woman and acquaintance at…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…
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Nathan Kamal
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Studies show pets often take on the characteristics and habits of their owners. Okay, well if that’s true, then my…
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Nick Ortolani
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SASKATOON — Violence nearly erupted following an argument between a local Canadian and a visiting metalhead over the cultural origins…
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Krissy Howard
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RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Local creep Lance Weems narrowly squeezed past two women at a limited capacity venue last night despite…
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Patrick Coyne
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Everybody just be cool, okay?! The doors are locked and chained from the outside, and nobody is leaving this blackbox…
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