Natalie Vinh
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — Local punk house cat The Little Guy is reportedly furious at the return of house shows to…
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Steve Yuen
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BLAINE, Wash. — Local band with at least one felony, Green Stream, will not be playing their scheduled Vancouver and…
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Walker MacDonald
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ENCINO, Cali. — West coast hip hop artist Travis MacKinnon, known in the music world as Beezy P, admitted that…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Contributor
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SAN FRANCISCO — A large drum circle in Golden Gate Park was ruined by each and every percussionist’s inability to…
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John Danek
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MILWAUKEE — Shockwaves were sent through all of music fandom when the world realized Canadian folk punk band Violent Femmes…
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Dan Kozuh
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local aging punk Adrian Cox, once known for outlandish behavior like snacking on shattered light bulbs, refused…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local short person Elizabeth Kramer spent $90 on floor tickets for an upcoming concert after forgetting that she’s…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local venue Breezy Steve’s Beer Barn now requires attendees to show proof of showering before they enter…
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Julia Zhen
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CLEVELAND — A group of disgruntled, shoeless punks met each other’s empty gazes in a foyer as they attempted to…
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