Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — Local man and self-described “music aficionado” Alex King once again paid $15 for access to a music…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…
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Chris Bowen
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BOSTON – Middle child and walking disappointment to his Nu-metal family Trevor Briggs Jr. is the only one in his…
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Tim Graham
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local doom metal drummer and law student John Hennion used the extended gaps in between snare…
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NEW YORK — Local Band Twice Forgotten is ecstatic in their naivety after negotiating their first record contract despite the…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…
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David Arriaga
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes…
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John Danek
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no…
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Zachary Wolf
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SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — Local punk band Disquantify announced today they will embark on an extensive world tour, with the first…
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Zachary Wolf
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LOS ANGELES – Legendary guitar manufacturer Fender announced their new Sid Vicious Signature Classic bass guitar which will feature a…
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