Trevor Graham
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WRENTHAM, Mass. — Proud death metal fan parents Danica and Brandon Asheim were so excited about their five-year-old son’s first…
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Courtney Hill
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APPLETON, Wisc. — Hot Topic co-workers, Brandy Graff and Dilan Hoffstedter, were “hella stoked” to welcome healthy twin boys conjoined…
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Chris Bratton
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Marcus Ulrich, the lead singer of local thrash metal band Christknuckle, was reportedly spotted at Walgreens asking…
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Chris Bowen
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BIG FLATTS, N.Y. — 51-year-old nu-metal fan Ricky Clud recently expressed that Saliva's early 2000s classic “Click Click Boom'' was…
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John Danek
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — DJ Crockroach of famed metal act Assfault Muffinz admitted that he spends most of his time on-stage…
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Zach Hudson
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TACOMA, Wash. — Atmospheric black metal band Galadriel’s Mirror pushed back against critics who claim their only influence is “The…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Preston Gage, guitarist for the legendary drone metal band Annulvoid, is kicking himself after playing the wrong…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Doctors across the country warned new and prospective parents that excessive use of white noise machines might…
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James Knapp
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SMYRNA, Del. — High school metal band Drunk Blacksmith made an adolescent pact that if when they’re all “as old…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley was recently seen in his neighborhood gas station murmuring, “What band…
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