Sarah Cortina
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Paul Jones admitted he is thrilled to celebrate the most important woman in his life…
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Jennifer Donovan
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NEW YORK — Local woman Pam Carter was reportedly so amped up from another raucous International Women’s Day that she…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…
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Ben Friedman
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LAS VEGAS — Enterprising DJ Brian “Blaze” Johnson took multitasking to a new level after utilizing the majority of his…
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Matt McInerney
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local man Malcolm Evans recently purchased a limited edition $200 red and gold swirl copy of “Jane…
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SEATTLE — Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos once again reclaimed the title of "World's Richest Man" by pulling himself up from…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Self-help book “Addicted to Success: Eight Habits of the Highly Motivated” reportedly watched helplessly today as its…
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Dan Bookbinder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 49-year-old Corey Nulf was a self-proclaimed feminist until anyone around mentions musician Courtney Love, confirmed sources…
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – Local Dad Brayden Taylor recently decided to yank his two young boys from the Knoxville public school…
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Ben Friedman
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Hallmark Channel’s newest movie reportedly features a groundbreaking sex scene depicting 20 seconds of dry humping…
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