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Dad Wondering If You Want to Rip Any of His CDs

Kyle Erf • December 13, 2017

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local father Bill Matheson has offered his children, family, friends, and modest acquaintances the opportunity to…

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The Cocaine Industry Perpetuates Brutal Violence So I Refuse to Support It Unless You Know a Guy

Rose Neptune • December 13, 2017

Throughout Latin America thousands of murders each year are directly linked to the cocaine trade. Beyond the egregious toll on…

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Teen at First Show Pretty Sure This Is a Good Place to Stand

Kyle Erf • December 12, 2017

KENOSHA, Wisc. — 15-year-old Mark Hall reportedly believes he has picked the perfect place to stand during an all-ages hardcore…

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High School Student Scratches Former Symbol of Peace into Desk

Tristen Stafford • December 11, 2017

ITHACA, N.Y. — High school student Peter Church etched a swastika into his 9th period math class desk in a…

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Talking Dead Guest Stopped Watching Show Two Seasons Ago

The Hard Times Staff • December 10, 2017

Shocking revelation alert! Talking Dead guest, Melissa McBride, who plays The Walking Dead’s badass survive-at-any-costs mother figure “Carol,” reportedly stopped…

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Trying In-N-Out Burger Only Thing Keeping Touring Band Going

Patrick Coyne • December 10, 2017

MINEOLA, Texas — The hope of trying West Coast-based fast food restaurant In-N-Out Burger is reportedly the only thing keeping…

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Local Punk Club to Donate Two Drink Tickets to All Affected by California Wildfires

Malcolm Whitfield • December 10, 2017

SHAMROCK, Texas — The owner of the local punk bar/venue Calico’s will donate two drink tickets to each person affected…

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Mom Reports Older Brother Is Doing Fantastic

Danny Taverner • December 9, 2017

BOSTON — Stanley Remington, the older brother of local punk James “Meatball” Remington, is “doing fantastic,” according to a report…

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War on Christmas Escalates as Starbucks Releases Brutal Elf-Beheading Video

Patrick Coyne • December 8, 2017

SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…

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Craigslist Ad Describes Worst Fucking Idea for a Band Ever

Pete Fritz • December 7, 2017

TACOMA, Wash. — Local musician and Craigslist browser Rachael Linwood found a posting on Wednesday seeking members for what appears…

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