Anya Volz
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February 8, 2018
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Entrepreneur and stay-at-home roommate Eunice Gibbs begrudgingly washed the dishes this morning left from her dinner last…
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Ella Gale
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February 6, 2018
SPOKANE, Wash. — The Spokane Police investigation team asserted today that a fiber linked to the disappearance of an irreplaceable…
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Dan Kozuh
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February 5, 2018
NEW YORK — Vagabond crust punk Sheri “Tick Bite” Rowland was spotted outside of the Bowery Whole Foods store begging…
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Rob Steinberg
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February 4, 2018
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. OK, so I threw down 25 Gs on the puppy bowl. I did that. And I…
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MENLO PARK — Facebook has slowly unveiled a powerful update to their newsfeed algorithm which exclusively surfaces the most important…
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Rob Steinberg
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February 2, 2018
CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…
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Anya Volz
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February 1, 2018
SAN DIEGO — Daisey McKinley’s period asked her eyes and heart again this morning if they know when her white…
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Zac Townsend
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January 31, 2018
Well, it happened. My girlfriend shaved both sides of her head which I assume makes us, and therefore me, bisexual.…
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Rick Homuth
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January 31, 2018
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia — @DNCSorosTracker, one of the more successful Russian Twitter bots created to influence American elections, announced plans today…
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Cory Cousins
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January 30, 2018
PONTIAC, Mich. — 55-year-old Juggalo Kevin “Klown Syndrome” Anderson is concerned young Juggalos won’t continue the positive Juggalo message created…
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