Mark Roebuck
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BOSTON — Punk ventriloquist Larry Tasker told an unimpressed crowd last night that he didn’t care for their negative assessment…
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LOS ANGELES — The dilapidated building that provided the backdrop for every promo photo from every hardcore band ever will…
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ALLSTON, Mass. — Residents of a basement apartment on Gardner Street are counting on a single, $5 tub of spackle…
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Krissy Howard
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local woman Poppy Kellison’s symptoms of seasonal depression were dismissed as “nothing” yesterday when compared to the…
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BALTIMORE — Married couple Kenny Wallace and Audrey Tyler are praying to “Christ or whatever the fuck” that the band…
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RENO, Nev. — Touring hardcore outfit Hammer Envy received a single, damp towel last night to share amongst the four…
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ATLANTA — Delta Airlines flight attendant Moses Ray dedicated yesterday’s routine flight to Chicago to “the real mother fuckers in…
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — 33-year-old pop-punk frontman Danny Huerta has reportedly been cast out of the scene he helped build…
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Butthole Canyon frontman Richie Butthole increasingly regrets his chosen stage name, now that he is approaching his…
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local metalhead Terry Parker found yesterday that he is almost out of body parts into which to…
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