Opinion: If the Band Doesn’t Start in 15 Minutes, We’re Legally Allowed to Leave
When is this band gonna go on already? I didn’t even wanna go to this show but I got myself…
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Tristen Stafford
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Opinion: Stop Taking Pictures of My Fucking House
So I bought this house this month from some guy named Max Ramos and PayPal’d him through “Friends and Family”…
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Stacy’s Mom Dead at 53
WAYNE, N.J. — World-renowned MILF Stacy’s mom, made famous by rock band Fountains of Wayne, died suddenly last night due…
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High School Student Scratches Former Symbol of Peace into Desk
ITHACA, N.Y. — High school student Peter Church etched a swastika into his 9th period math class desk in a…
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Kinky Cartridge Loves When You Spit in Its Mouth
GLEN ROCK, N.J. — Alan Burton was shocked to find that his copy of Bad Dudes for the NES would…
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