Eric Navarro
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Gun violence in America is an epidemic and a solution is needed. Gun control advocates recommend banning assault weapons such…
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Rick Homuth
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TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…
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Gerry Todd
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TUKWILA, Wash. — Tukwila musicians of all genres are mourning today after the town’s only competent drummer, Jeffrey Joyce, announced…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
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Ella Gale
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LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
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WORCESTER, Mass. — A grant application submitted by the University of Massachusetts Medical School for “the expressed intent of further…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t let judgement hold you back this week, Aries. Just because you’re 35 doesn’t mean you…
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Kyla Walker
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FAIRVIEW, Kan. — Local mother Deanna Jones dropped off her eldest son Jason in the parking circle of Fairview High…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — The Instagram profile of user Viola Todd is starting to show the telltale signs of a slow, sinister…
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Sam Rose
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — 33-year-old house painter and disillusioned ska enthusiast Brady Taylor took a Sharpie to the white boxes…
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