Mark Turner
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April 19, 2019
TUCSON, Ariz. — Punk dad Tom Fogelberg watched proudly from the bleachers on Thursday night as his son Jaxon “completely…
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WASHINGTON — Special Counsel Robert Mueller released the full version of his first “Choose Your Own Conclusions” investigative report regarding…
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WASHINGTON — Special Counsel Robert Mueller released the full version of his first “Choose Your Own Conclusions” investigative report regarding…
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Jordan Breeding
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April 18, 2019
FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Obvious alcoholic and general mess of a human being Jerrold Long announced today that he will spend…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 18, 2019
OMAHA, Neb. — A decades-old Rancid T-shirt finally crossed the threshold last week from a piece of dingy, raggedy garbage…
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Dear Scabby: My X gf, the one who taught me that mutual resentment is a strong enough bond to keep…
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LOS ANGELES — Singer Kelly Rowland surprised fans across the globe by dropping a surprise Nutrisystem infomercial on deep cable…
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Krissy Howard
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April 17, 2019
SANTA FE, N.M. — Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke reportedly one-upped his countertop-hopping antics last night, crashing a high-school house…
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Jon Wood
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April 16, 2019
As a herpetologist specializing in the care and handling of large snakes, I can tell you that there are many…
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Dan Kozuh
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April 16, 2019
SAN DIEGO — Entomologists at the California Center for Insect Study published a paper today detailing the fascinating life cycle…
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