KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Party” group chat has allegedly devolved months after Halloween into an increasingly incomprehensible…
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Jason VanSlycke
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg today became the first Democratic Presidential contender to release a decade’s worth of…
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LONDON — A serial killer targeting merch guys allegedly murdered another victim at a show last night, continuing a month-long…
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Austin Evans quietly formed an undying, eternal bond at a party last night with Tugger…
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ALAMEDA, Calif. — Local punk venue The Frick House installed depressed tenant Adam Gould on their couch yesterday, with full…
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John Danek
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STANFORD, Calif. — Researchers at Stanford University’s Department of Biochemistry have developed a new drug test that simply checks a…
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Dear Scabby: I am a straight woman who’s in love with a gay man — what do I do? -DELUSIONAL…
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SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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Jordan Breeding
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Let’s face it, we wouldn’t be where we are without the help and guidance of our teachers who give us…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BEDFORD, N.Y. — Recently single 31-year-old Alexander Harwood is reportedly longing today for the era in which grief and sorrow…
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