Patrick Coyne
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MISSOULA, Mont. — Real-deal, bloodsucking vampire Count Adhemar Chauve-Souris was vehemently dismissed as a poser today by mall goths he…
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Anthony Kelly
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LOS ANGELES — 36-year-old skateboarder Rodney Sanders found himself in a great moral predicament yesterday when he sided with irate…
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Parker Newman
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An episode of the mental health podcast Forgetting Sarah Tonin went unrecorded this week due to technical…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Punk legend and filmmaker Glenn Danzig's debut horror film “Verotika” will be available exclusively on Netflix later…
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Collin Canning
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LANGHAM, Saskatchewan — A Beta Cucks show last night at the Langham Legion Hall was interrupted when a windmilling punk…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Local man Jeffrey Woodward is running out of good sides of his mouth to chew with, thanks…
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John Danek
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WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during tonight's debate for the 2020…
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WASHINGTON — Pop-punk frontmen from around the country marched in the nation’s capital today advocating for the federal minimum age…
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Louie Aronowitz
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Mark Sadler believed a meme he saw today was exactly the kind of thing his…
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Steve Esparra
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MIAMI — Former Vice President Joe Biden, considered by many to be the current frontrunner for the Democratic nomination against…
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