Patrick Coyne
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DETROIT — A group of squatting punks became unwitting participants in the eternal struggle of man-versus-nature last week, as each…
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Dear Scabby: What's the best way to DIY myself a stick n poke tattoo on my face? Always wanted one,…
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John Danek
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GREENSBURG, Pa. — 93-year-old grandfather and pretentious grouch Stan Kiska yet again defended his stance today that Joe Besser was…
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Lauren Lavín
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SAN ANTONIO — A friend informed you today during a visit to your hometown that she finally listened to Breaking…
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Jordan Breeding
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local cop and amateur wrestler Casper “Cooter” Jones, who has struggled with a violent past, present and…
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Dicky Stock
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Thanks for coming into my office today. Investing your time, energy, and emotions into a potential relationship partner is quite…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…
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PEARL CITY, Hawaii — 15-year-old hipster Delia Park has fully transformed from an early fan to a harsh critic of…
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Alexandra Houle
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Congratulations! According to a recent Instagram update, Jamie and Kat are celebrating three blissful years together despite “going through so…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LINCOLN COUNTY, Nev. — Matt Skiba, originally of Alkaline Trio, and more recently singer/guitarist in Blink-182, is set to replace…
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