Cory Cousins
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DAYTON, Ohio — The United States of America was embarrassed to admit it accidentally double-booked two mass shootings within 24…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALTIMORE — Local anarcho-punk Tommy Mauro “totally doesn’t give a fuck,” but does prefer guests use coasters, even if it’s…
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John Danek
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BALTIMORE — New cooking website Death Comes Cooking will offer readers a refreshing take on the usual recipe/blog formula by…
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John Bukovac
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PHILADELPHIA — Several local punks noticed an increased movements of pins, buttons, and other accessories from jackets and coats to…
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Patrick Coyne
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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Undercover journalist Teddy Eckart just needs to spend another two or three years investigating a lascivius and…
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Anthony Kelly
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PORTLAND, Ore. — 28-year-old chronic insomniac Griffin Harper finally got some good sleep last night after a single paragraph of…
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ABINGTON, Mass. — Local birthday girl and outspoken anti-capitalist Beth Crowley received no birthday gifts for the third year in…
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Tim Nash
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CHICAGO — A federal judge ruled Monday afternoon that all emo kids who were profoundly affected in some way by…
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Krissy Howard
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NETTIE, W. Va. — Over 25 percent of a local grandma’s Facebook friends list is comprised of women her youngest…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Freshman Chazz Baldwin utterly ruined a Juilliard dorm party last night with an impromptu, solo oboe rendition…
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