Johnny Mo
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BOISE, Idaho — Self-proclaimed “Ted Head” and loyal trap house patron Dustin Ward spent last Monday afternoon reminiscing about the…
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John Dixon
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BUTTE, Mon. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders wore a T-shirt at his rally yesterday featuring local Councilman Albert Beniman, who’d…
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Dom Turek
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EUGENE, Ore. – A local fuck-up is hopeful this morning that the nutrients from his half-consumed Synergy Gingerberry kombucha will…
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John Dixon
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MILWAUKEE — Scorned martial artist Ryan Bradford attended a hardcore show at the Cat Box last night, seeking retribution against…
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Tom Peters
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NEW YORK — Self-described anti-fascist black metal band Ornamental Sun admitted that, although the group’s lyrics often detail horrifically violent…
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Dear Scabby: I’m a metal dude from Mikwaukee who’s moving to NYC but I can’t afford to live in Greenpoint,…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — Reality TV star and occasional musician Bret Michaels announced earlier today that he will be performing the…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller frustrated fans and detractors alike by playing the exact same set during an encore performance in…
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Ashley Naftule
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local metalhead Eddie “Pitch Black” Keil is worried today that his color blindness may have led him…
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Dan Kozuh
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GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — Metal fans and cosplay enthusiasts had no idea that a city administrator for the Lake County Fairgrounds…
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