Nick Ortolani
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AUBURN, Maine — Local man David Strathe asked locals yesterday where he could donate blood while frantically attempting to balance…
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Patrick Coyne
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently deceased man Jerry Davidson confessed on his deathbed last week that Juggalos, the clown-faced fans of…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Newly related step-siblings Kara Sullivan and Aiden Zendowski have very little to no sexual chemistry, confused and…
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Jeff Cardello
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MESA, Ariz. — Indie-folk band The Fox and the Nightingale discovered during a jam session at their new practice space…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LONDON — “Black Mirror” show creator Charlie Brooker admitted today that he’s struggling to conceive of the scariest thing a…
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Collin Canning
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HALIFAX, N.S. — Local band Goblin Fist allegedly sounded just as good last night to the smokers outside the venue…
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Sari Beliak
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BOSTON — Local psychiatrist Dr. Martina Mevorak counseled her patient Adam Mallory this morning, letting him know that it could…
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Heather Cook
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — Shoe and apparel company Vans announced the release today of a new line of tiny chess…
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Erin McLaughlin
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local stand-up comedian and single guy Cranbert Nelson told his date last night to listen to episode…
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Ian Fishman
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LOS ANGELES — Punk “Top Chef” contestant Mitch Volz celebrated his immunity in an elimination round on last night’s show…
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