Shea Strauss
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CLEVELAND — Local woman and total poser Brandi Herrera could not recall her moon sign yesterday when asked, despite her…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local woman Connie Walters is fed up with all of her friends constantly asking for financial…
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Aidan Sears
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SEATTLE — Local dishwasher Freddie Young is frustrated by his inability to find an artist willing to tattoo Death Grips…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…
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Doug Francisco
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DANVERS, Wash. — A beloved biscuits and gravy recipe, made famous by the local Triple Five restaurant, is allegedly an…
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Patrick Crooks
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ATHENS, Ga. — Record store clerk Jimmy Taylor, well-liked by customers for his attentiveness, knowledge of music, and generally affable…
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Dan Rice
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RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…
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Dan Vanderpool
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CONCORD, Calif. — Local punk couple James Paulson and Maria Overholt admitted last night in front of friends and family…
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Krissy Howard
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — Local woman and “legitimate fucking moron who acts like she’s better than everyone all of a sudden”…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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Now more than ever we need representation in media, especially in the female cartoon goth department. Women in cartoons are…
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