Ed Saincome
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Everyone knows I’m rebellious. I wear it on my sleeve. More specifically, on my knuckles. When my buddies and I…
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James Webster
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COLUMBUS — Local 7th grader Theo Hansen was shocked to learn that he had been added to the national terrorist…
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Lauren Lavín
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CHICAGO — A small group of household objects joined together last night to escape an impending and prolonged fucking by…
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In the wake of George Floyd’s murder at the hands of police officers, anti-cop sentiment has exploded across the cultural…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son last night…
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Caroline Smith
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WASHINGTON — In an effort to bring jobs back home to the U.S., President Trump ordered soldiers enlisted in the…
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Salim Alam
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local cop and bland-tasted white guy Cody Anderson admitted earlier today that, despite his general aversion to any…
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LOS ANGELES — Startling new models released today predict a massive spike in potential lovers subjecting their first dates to…
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Krissy Howard
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Actor, director and newly radicalized “Some Good News” creator John Krasinski revisited his YouTube feel-good series yesterday…
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Mark Maira
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I’m a complete newbie when it comes to home improvement so when I decided to re-brick my garden, I took…
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