Jordan Breeding
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POLYNESIAN ISLAND — Self-proclaimed villain Bixby “Moggie Man” Middlegrift took extra pains to ensure his new lair would be built…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASSAU, N.Y. — Local parents and staunch anti-vaxxers Shannon and Dane Wittle will promote their youngest child Ayden to the…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Joe Rogan is in danger of being canceled and we cannot let this happen. Canceling a voice like Joe Rogan's…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — Film director Alex Cox came to the sudden and tragic realization this morning that his 1986 biopic…
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Krissy Howard
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LEWISBURG, W.V. — The favorite shirt that you wore frequently the year you were 29-years-old magically transformed to a piece…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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Stephen Bell
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ODESSA, Texas — Local Libertarian Wayne Allen is maintaining his personal trend of only getting the point halfway regarding a…
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Doug Francisco
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TULSA, Okla. — Following President Trump's categorization of “antifa” as a terrorist group, the Woody Guthrie Memorial Center was raided…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — The last remaining Tudor split-level house known to mankind was burned to the ground yesterday during the…
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Patrick Coyne
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local musician, blog editor-in-chief, stand-up comedian, and medical records clerk Geordie Warren has his only real paying…
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