James Knapp
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RUTLAND, Vt. — Local eco-douchebag Morgan Lence is reportedly living a completely vegan lifestyle, despite his claim to be a…
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John Danek
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SILVER SPRING, Md. — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has forced R&B group Blackstreet to disclose that their 1996…
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Daniel Menegaz
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SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Up-and-coming male pornstar Dixon Nixon was seen online early Friday morning flashing a brand new flash…
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Ashley Naftule
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local realtor Aaron “Shredder” Dukowski can’t wait to show potential buyers exactly where a gruesome quadruple…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — Over two dozen White House staff members with clandestine ties to the Kremlin and operating within President Trump’s…
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John Dixon
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AUGUSTA, Ga. — Local band Wall Socket officially announced their breakup today, moving into the next phase of their careers…
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John Danek
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CUMBERLAND, Md. — Local man David Englund sealed his own disastrous fate earlier today by reportedly dismissing a friend’s offer…
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Charles Bill
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NEW YORK — A shocking new fan theory posited by every single Redditor last week claims that your favorite fictional…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — The White House claimed President Trump’s recent move to a local morgue at the insistence of his doctors…
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Kevin Tit
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There’s been a lot of talk about police abolition this year and while there have been a lot of well-articulated…
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