Bobby Korec
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BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…
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Tim Nash
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LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II announced today that she will knight either Liam or Noel Gallagher of famed 90s Britpop…
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Chris Jones
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WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden and his administration offered pizza today to any citizens willing to help move some boxes…
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Eli Johnson
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WASHINGTON — National Public Radio parted ways with long-time “Fresh Air” host Terry Gross yesterday after the controversial Philadelphia radio…
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Dan Kozuh
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Hey, Alexa? I've been hearing a lot of talk about how this Coronavirus vaccine is actually a tracking device created…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Julian Rodriguez, guitarist of Black Sabbath tribute act Supernauts, fought back tears this morning as he purchased a…
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Chris Nakis
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BETHESDA, Md. — Researchers at the National Institute of Health have found that the average American gets most of their…
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Tony Morse
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Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment of his show last night to telling his viewers…
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