James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things…
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Anna Walsh
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SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Touring steampunk band The Death Gaskets’s frustrated venue staff when their tour rider was revealed to be nothing…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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LIMA, Ohio — A large, unattended assortment of pumpkins located in front of Lima Bethelem Church are apparently free for…
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Jus Kaplan
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Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — A local property management company announced they will begin offering fully furnished punk houses which will include a…
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Caroline Smith
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BALTIMORE — Friends of local mom-to-be Vivian Wilburg have been taking advantage of her mandatory sobriety and using her as…
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Caroline Smith
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local goth Amarantha Obsidian blew her entire October grocery budget on novelty Halloween socks from Spirit Halloween…
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