Ian Yamamoto
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PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…
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Neel Bhakta
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LAS VEGAS — Pop punk fan and amateur blackjack player Devin Suggs has fallen into debt after instinctively hitting on…
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Doug Kolic
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Johnny ‘Blades’ McPhee expressed dread this week after being forced to choose between which one…
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Chris Bowen
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NILES, N.Y. — Local punk and Leftöver Crack fan Thomas Solido expressed his disdain for the lone police officer in…
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Chris Bowen
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SPARKS, Nev. — Local man Richard Baxter stopped kissing the woman he’s been dating for two weeks to wonder if…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Average consumers are feeling the pinch both metaphorically and literally as rising gas prices have resulted in them…
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Marie Cartier
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QUINCY, Mass. – Neighborhood staple Al’s Market won an online poll for “Best Local Sandwich Spot,” despite strong evidence of…
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Rachel Steele
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Chris Taaffe
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PITTSFIELD, Mass. — Sketchies, a newly opened marijuana dispensary, is getting rave reviews by selling weed out of backpacks in…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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