Senneca Stone
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OLIN, N.Y. — Local show promoter Ace Tucker dampened the mood of a recent show billed as “Brutal Basement Hardcore”…
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Zach Hudson
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NACOGDOCHES, Texas — Local 34-year-old Mark Finn was unsuccessful in his attempts to woo a woman into meeting up no-strings…
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Ben Friedman
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BAYONNE, N.J. — Residents of local punk house The Dry Socket made the cost-cutting decision to switch to Kirkland Signature…
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Zach Hudson
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LAKEWOOD, Colo. — Local man Sean Richard is already showing signs of severe infection while getting a stick and poke…
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Mimi Kenny
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CHICAGO — Liz Remis, a medical transcriptionist and three-year Chicago resident, voiced her horror at the thought of living in…
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James Knapp
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ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Members of local skiffle-punk revival band Rat Boy and The Cheese Police agreed to practice a song…
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Bobby Korec
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STONY BROOK, N.Y. — Lifelong socially anxious man Max Trembolt revealed to a group of friends that he was single…
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Peter Woods
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local guitarist Sebastian Melendez purchases the most inexpensive PA at his regular music equipment store following a…
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Mimi Kenny
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Amateur movie critic and frequent Letterboxd user Riley Nelson somehow fell ass-backward into writing a review that…
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Rachel Steele
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CONCORD, N.H. — Local trust fund kid Gil Winchester once again mocked his friends for electing to watch a more…
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