Zach Hudson
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TRUMANSBURG, N.Y. — Local vegan James Alta announced plans to increase his number of matches on various dating platforms by…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…
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Patrick Crooks
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local drunk Peter Brooks was outraged to find that despite holding the high score on the bar’s…
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NEW YORK — Local Band Twice Forgotten is ecstatic in their naivety after negotiating their first record contract despite the…
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NEW YORK — Friends of departed punk Malcom Kelly paid tribute to him on the one-year anniversary of this death…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…
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Nathan Kamal
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BERKELEY, Calif. — A popular local hacky-sack circle broke late yesterday afternoon up over key creative disagreements among its many…
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David Arriaga
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes…
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John Danek
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no…
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Mimi Kenny
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DENVER — Local man and vegan of two months Gabe Rumsey voiced his delight over the abundance of tasteless, processed…
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