James Knapp
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Residents of local punk house “The Crows Nest” recently undertook a harrowing, coming-of-age adventure as they attempted…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LONDON — Upper-level managers at a clandestine facility specializing in removing blood from young children and pumping it into Queen…
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Rob Ryder
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ROME, N.Y. — Upstate New York officials unveiled the first of many signs commemorating over two-decades of keeping the region…
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John Danek
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — Amateur musician Erik Mulvaney is so depressed that he frequently sits at his synthesizer and presses keys…
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Sam Eardley
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NEW YORK — Beloved labrador retriever Sergeant Slobbermouth returned home "rejuvenated and grounded" six months after parents Jill and Malcolm…
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Chris Bowen
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 29-year-old Leslie Andrews was overcome with joy knowing she was able to half-celebrate Labor Day by only…
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Matt McInerney
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ATLANTA – Viewers of the new Netflix show "Instant Dream Home" are complaining en masse about the show creating unrealistic…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES - Nefarious rockstars Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons combined forces to become the world’s…
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Colleen Nerney
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CHICAGO — Local beer connoisseur Evan Ramirez recently made the startling discovery that his new favorite craft beer transmutes directly…
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Chris Bowen
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AUSTIN,Texas. —Beloved holiday superstore Spirit Halloween quickly moved into the vacant spot where InfoWars once stood after Alex Jones was…
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