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The Weekly Scene Report: March 11

The Hard Times Staff • March 11, 2023

So you made it through another week, but have you made it through the most important news stories from the…

Warm Hoodie Out Of Dryer Doing Its Best As Stand-In for Human Contact

Matt McInerney • March 11, 2023

CHICAGO – Lonely woman Autumn Jones-Blackburn was reportedly trying to simulate human contact as she pulled her old hoodie out…

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Vegan Hardcore Band Forced to Settle for Pescatarian Bass Player

Matt McInerney • March 10, 2023

SAN DIEGO — Members of the vegan hardcore band Right Side were reportedly forced to settle for a pescatarian bass…

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Exhausted Christian Bale Only Gains Three or Four Pounds for New Movie Role

Bobby Korec • March 10, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A reportedly worn-out Christian Bale only put on a few pounds for an upcoming movie despite his…

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Charitable Punk Puts Half Smoked Cigarette in Donation Bin

Zach Hudson • March 9, 2023

FARGO, N.D. — Local punk Calvin “Patch” McCambell is receiving less than stellar reviews from his community regarding his self-proclaimed…

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Enraged Ben Shapiro Challenges boygenius To Publicly Play In Battle of the Bands Against Him

James Knapp • March 8, 2023

WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…

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Latest Episode of “Behind the Bastards” Tells Origin Story of Guy Who Invented Rushing to Front of Stage Right Before the Headliner Goes On

Mimi Kenny • March 7, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Fans of the popular history podcast “Behind the Bastards” were surprised by the show’s latest episode, chronicling…

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“We Like To Have Fun Around Here,” Says Older Cop While Showing Rookie Where Department Keeps Its Electric Chair

James Knapp • March 6, 2023

GLADEWATER, Texas — Veteran law enforcement officer Denny Polumbock jocularly mentioned that the Gladewater PD “likes to have fun” just…

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Goth Does Semi-Truck Fist Pump Thing as Hearse Drives By

Chris Bowen • March 6, 2023

TRENTON, N.J. — Local goth Alex Stemens enthusiastically fist pumped a nearby hearse in hopes they would blow their giant…

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Gin Blossoms Finally Acknowledge White Privilege of Letting Cops Chase You Around and Facing Zero Repercussions

Patrick Coyne • March 5, 2023

TEMPE, Ariz. — ‘90s alt rockers Gin Blossoms finally acknowledged their white privilege that enabled them to “drive around this…

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