Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — Following the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to strike down President Biden’s debt relief program, Justice Clarence Thomas released…
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Dom Turek
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local worry-stricken mother Deborah Gale is desperately pleading with her adult son Stephen Gale to leave his…
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Patrick Coyne
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LONDON — King Charles recently decided enough time has finally passed to have the Queen’s beloved corgis formally executed in…
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Carter Schenke
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LAS VEGAS — Punk Rock Museum attendee Keith Pauline admitted to being a bit confused about the origins of a…
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Joe Rumrill
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STERLING, Va. — Well-meaning local mother Marla-Sue Crenna reportedly left a record-breaking lull in the story she was in the…
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James Knapp
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Self-proclaimed “DIY bro” Clifton Mansfield reportedly concocted a convoluted and completely fictitious backstory as to how…
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LOS ANGELES — Internet commenters who enjoy wasting their valuable time leaving snide remarks on social media posts by canned…
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Colleen Nerney
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RENO, Nev. – Local music fan Roger Dalton remains steadfast in his opinion that Poison’s seminal hit “Talk Dirty to…
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Zach Hudson
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WASHINGTON — Local man Michael Korey spent the last couple of days frantically searching for a second job after seeing…
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Liam Stephenson
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local record store Death and Waxes added “staff pick” signs at certain urinals in their restroom to…
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