Matt Husser
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…
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Fox News hosted the first Republican presidential primary last night where eight of the worst people you could ever meet…
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Tim Graham
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CLAREMONT, Calif. — University student Lisa Dempsey discovered the latter half of her boyfriend’s copy of David Foster Wallace’s titanic…
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Doug Kolic
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HAMELIN, Germany — Local residents awoke to the horrifying sight of thousands of filthy rats being led back into the…
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Jessica Carreiro
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MESA, Ariz. — A waiter’s routine check-in interrupted Ashleigh Firio stuffing six inches of cock in her mouth during a…
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Zachary Wolf
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SPEARFISH, S.D. – A small town is mired in chaos after teenage punk Jill Mulgrove said that the town’s government,…
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Wyatt Fair
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PASADENA, Calif. – Southern California native Zack Martin admitted his favorite summer activity is smoking cigarettes in his apartment with…
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Jus Kaplan
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NEW YORK — 31-year-old Sonoma Jennings was surprised yet overjoyed this week when she received word that her most reliable…
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Patrick Coyne
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CATONSVILLE, Md. — Local punk and terrible uncle Chris Middleton was genuinely unsure if his 5-year-old nephew might be too…
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Jeff Bender
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Wunderkind nine-year-old magician Bucky Hancock wowed a crowd of children and parents at his sister Allison’s birthday…
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