Patrick Sullivan
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ATLANTA — The popularity of Home Depot’s “12-Foot-Tall Skeleton” reached a fever pitch this year, and employees of the megastore…
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GAZA CITY — Israel’s Defense Minister Yoav Gallant defended the continued bombing of Palestinian civilians by asserting Hamas leaders are…
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James Knapp
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Halloween: just one of many holidays that, upon reaching adulthood, is little more than an excuse to get absolutely shitfuck…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…
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Ben Friedman
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SPOKANE, Wash. — A 12-foot tall Home Depot skeleton found himself under a mountain of skepticism after listing his height…
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Bex Kane
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CONCORD, N.H. — Local high schooler Colin Black recently expressed interest in learning to skateboard but has serious reservations because…
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Max Barth
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LONDON – Just hours after announcing a "new" Beatles song enabled by artificial intelligence, the surviving members of the seminal…
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Dan Vanderpool
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CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration…
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Charles Bill
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CHICAGO – Local stoner Matt Reed recently discovered that his daily alarm at 4:20 p.m. wasn’t received well during his…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight…
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