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Ryan Dondero • December 31, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…

Alex Vlahov • December 30, 2023

MILPITAS, Calif. — Local data analyst Wendell Peters reportedly received the dreaded “we need to talk” text message, sent from…

Charles Bill • December 29, 2023

LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — Sexually curious man Alex Poe was forced to memorize three pages of acronyms before diving into…

Ben Friedman • December 29, 2023

SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of…

Nathan Kamal • December 28, 2023

CHICAGO — An undetected and increasingly dangerous leak from a gas main at the Rogers Park punk house, known informally…

Emma Jonas • December 27, 2023

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Professional punk magician Lyle “Skid” Harber is reportedly creating spectacles at a number of dive bars in…

Matt Husser • December 27, 2023

NEW YORK — Centrist supervillain Devin “The Devil’s Advocater” Jameston gave an impassioned monologue today revealing his plan for global…

Dom Turek • December 26, 2023

JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…

Doug Kolic • December 25, 2023

AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…

Dan Kozuh • December 25, 2023

MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…

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