Stephen Bell
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WACO, Texas. — Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps after…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Volunteers with the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Acoustics (PETA (But Not Assholes)) recently rescued a…
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Alex Vlahov
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LOS ANGELES – Director David Fincher admits he feels honored to be one of the filmmakers influencing another generation of…
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Nathan Kamal
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Ever since the little blue creatures originally known as “Les Schtroumpfs” were introduced in a Belgian comic book for weirdos…
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The Hard Times Staff
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KENT, Conn. — Former diplomat, and noted war criminal, Henry Kissinger died at his home yesterday reportedly of a broken…
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Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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Robert John Scucci
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SAN DIEGO – Local man Colin Rafferty found a way to break up the soul-crushing monotony of living his creative…
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Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Congressman George Santos says he is not worried about his future as a politician and that he…
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Ben Friedman
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PITTSBURGH — Local punk Wade Franklin discovered an ingenious method of protecting his home by hiding his spare house key…
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Ben Friedman
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — 52-year-old Hank Quinn’s political opinions have swung violently to the center after being exposed to a non-stop…
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