Dom Turek
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JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…
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Doug Kolic
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AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…
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Dan Kozuh
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MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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Michael Luis
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NEW YORK — High-ranking Ticketmaster executive Chuck Dickenson reportedly charged significant fees to three ghosts who were visiting to teach…
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Sam LiButti
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DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON — President Biden issued thousands of pardons related to marijuana possession in a move that experts say will negate…
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Jessica Lillian
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LOS ANGELES – Local mom Sally Perryman continues to worry that her daughter’s longtime close friend Josephine Lukas — originally…
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Carter Schenke
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CHICAGO — Local goth couple Caleb and Adrienne Simmons recently decided to break the news to their children that Jack…
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Jordan Liffengren
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Stanford University’s Fear Response & Behavioral Sciences Department officially confirmed “Can we talk?” as the scariest…
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