Culture Archives - Page 104

Traye Holland • May 5, 2024

SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. — Overconfident white guy Randall Weiss, who frequently proclaims his “life is a movie,” is reportedly ignorant…

Joe Rumrill • May 5, 2024

HAMAMATSU, Japan — Pedal manufacturer BOSS announced that they will finally be releasing a pedal that sounds like Jack Black…

Jordan Liffengren • May 4, 2024

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…

Robert John Scucci • May 3, 2024

PITTSBURGH – Aging metalhead Derek Vance made the mistake of trying to slip into his wedding battle vest to celebrate…

Colleen Nerney • May 3, 2024

PITTSBURGH – Local concertgoer Roger Macmillan ruined his brand-new $60 tour t-shirt with a perplexingly expensive Bud Light at record…

Arielle Andreano • May 2, 2024

ARLINGTON, Va. – Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has…

Chris Bowen • May 2, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — Owner of local shop Tunehoundz Records Steven Southwell recently decided to use old Record Store Day vinyl…

The Hard Times Staff • May 1, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully…

Wilson Conkwright • May 1, 2024

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Local weirdo Arnold Hauser posted on the popular community app, Nextdoor, that everyone in his neighborhood is…

Dan Kozuh • May 1, 2024

GREENE, N.Y. — Amateur conservative pundit Gordon Brock found himself in a predicament when none of his friends or family…

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