Category: Blog

Ugh: This Influencer Is Right About Social Issue

Neel Bhakta • June 17, 2022

Listen, we’ve all been in this situation before. You take a little break in your day and decide to sneak…

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Quiz: Are You Horny Enough to Go to The Ren-Faire?

Dan Rice • June 17, 2022

It’s getting entirely too hot to be outside and you know what that means: It’s Renaissance Faire season! Baking in…

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We Tried Looking Back on HBO’s “Real Sex” but They Scrubbed That Shit So Yeah, Okay HBO, I’m the One Who Got Me Into Clown Orgies

Dan Rice • June 16, 2022

If you’re anything like me, by which I mean anyone between the ages of 10 and 45 in 1995, then…

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We Caught up With Jeff Bezos to Talk About How Keeping All of His Pogs in Mint Condition Made Him the Richest Man in the World

Dan Rice • June 15, 2022

You can call Jeff Bezos many things; Bald Hitler, Slave driver, fragile ego poster boy, etc. But one thing you…

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We Interviewed the Wrong Gallagher Brothers and Now We’re up to Our Necks in Watermelon Guts and Right Wing Horseshit

Dan Rice • June 14, 2022

I don’t know how our booking agent has managed to stay on this far but god dammit if this isn’t…

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Heartwarming: This Single Dad Attends All the Shows His Daughter’s Friends Play

Julia Rodriguez • June 14, 2022

It’s no secret that good dads are hard to find, especially when it comes to raising a daughter. Any dad…

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I Can Only Assume Everyone Expressing Anti-American Sentiments Online Hasn’t Seen Top Gun: Maverick Yet

Dustin Newman • June 13, 2022

It seems everywhere I look online these days I see nothing but complaints about our great nation. Whenever I start…

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Will I Understand Mom’s New Lame-ass Boyfriend if I’ve Never Seen Caddyshack 1 or 2?

Dan Rice • June 13, 2022

So I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of buzz about the new loser my mom is banging and I…

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Meet the White Woman Who’s Fighting Racism by Making Fun of People From Alabama

Krissy Howard • June 12, 2022

These days, it seems like racism is at the forefront of everything, mostly thanks to former President Donald Trump, and…

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We Sat Down with Bono While Our Cult De-Programmers Kidnapped the Rest of the Band

Nathan Kamal • June 10, 2022

U2 is one of history’s biggest and most acclaimed bands, and a lot of that acclaim has to do with…

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