I Lived Fast, but Didn’t Die Young. Now What?!
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I had a plan! My star was going to shine so brightly that it burned out before my time! I…
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We Sat Down With a Guy Who Blasts a Bluetooth Speaker in Public Instead of Using Headphones and Beat the Entire Fuck Out of Him
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Urban life has its ups and downs. On one hand, you can find something cool to do almost every night…
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Oh, so, It’s Okay To Write a Screenplay in a Starbucks but I’m Not Allowed to Record a Thrash Album?!
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This morning I woke up motivated. Motivated to make art. So, just like so many amateur artists in America, I…
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ASMR Isn’t Sexual for Most People, but Thank Fucking God It Is for Me
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Not everyone experiences autonomous sensory meridian response, or ASMR, the tingly brain sensation triggered by everything from whispering and crunching…
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I’m Only Swiping for Your Dog, Because I Am Going To Have Sex With Your Dog
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Hi, I’m Andrea, 28, and if I’m being honest, I’m only swiping for your dog lol! Take me on an…
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We Moved Out to the Country To Eat Free Peaches and It Turns Out a Lot of Peach Farmers Have Guns and the Peaches Aren’t Free
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Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…
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How the Fuck Can You Always Afford That Much Cocaine on a Chef’s Salary?
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Seriously? You work part-time at Uptown Gourmet Hotdog Shoppe and yet I know for a goddamn fact you're on your…
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Not All Cops: Some of Them Rip Their Clothes off and Dance Around for Money
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I know this isn’t a popular thing to say nowadays, but not all cops. Sure, some deplorable behavior has come…
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Help! I Bought a Vintage Vest at Goodwill and Now I’m in Greta Van Fleet
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Every once in a while something will happen that reinforces my belief that free will is merely an illusion. For…
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How To Build Your Life Around 8 Perfect Hours of Sleep Each Night, According to This Venture Capitalist That Crushes 5 Emails a Week
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Are you feeling tired? Is your body failing you in strange ways? If you’re looking for the secret to youth…
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