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Opinion: I Choose To Celebrate My Irish Heritage on St. Patrick’s Day by Being Incredibly Depressed

Chris Bowen • March 17, 2023

St. Patrick's day is the day "everyone is Irish," and that means it's just an excuse to get shit-house wasted…

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I Don’t Have a St. Patrick’s Day Problem, I Can Stop Celebrating Whenever I Want

Bobby Korec • March 17, 2023

It seems my friends and family have gathered here to take part in some sort of intervention due to my…

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We Sat Down With the Remaining Members of Poison, Which Turns Out Is All of Them

Colleen Nerney • March 16, 2023

Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re…

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I Made Peace With Capitulating to Patriarchal Beauty Standards by Shoplifting All My Skincare

Ed Saincome • March 15, 2023

Ever since I was a perfectly symmetrical, rosy-cheeked teenager without acne, I have shunned makeup and beauty products. Makeup is…

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We Tried To See if Dead Baby Jokes Were Still a Thing and Now We’re Being Called Into HR

Ben Friedman • March 14, 2023

With all the terrible things going on in the world, sometimes you need to laugh to keep yourself from crying.…

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I Gave John Lennon the Finger Guns the Day He Died and I’ve Felt Guilty Ever Since

Doug Kolic • March 13, 2023

I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside…

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5 Times Taking Life Advice From a Beach Boys Song Led to Me Waking up in a Drained Swimming Pool

Nathan Kamal • March 13, 2023

Fun, fun, fun, ‘til daddy takes the T-Bird away! Also, Beach Boys songs are fun until you stop listening to…

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Oh You’re a Kid Rock Fan? Sorry We Made It This Far

Jus Kaplan • March 11, 2023

Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive…

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5 Ways to Make International Tragedy All About You

Robert John Scucci • March 10, 2023

I was standing in line at the home improvement store the other day, and I heard some narcissist going on…

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Real Life “Almost Famous?” This Music Journalist Got Paid

Audrey Vieira • March 9, 2023

Cameron Crowe’s coming-of-age classic “Almost Famous” is an entertaining, albeit slightly inaccurate portrayal of music journalism. Sure, we can suspend…

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