St. Patrick’s day is the day “everyone is Irish,” and that means it’s just an excuse to get shit-house wasted or maybe see a Pogues…
It seems my friends and family have gathered here to take part in some sort of intervention due to my so-called “clover-loving” behavior. But like…
Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re familiar with iconic glam rockers,…
Ever since I was a perfectly symmetrical, rosy-cheeked teenager without acne, I have shunned makeup and beauty products. Makeup is an oppressive tool of the…
With all the terrible things going on in the world, sometimes you need to laugh to keep yourself from crying. Everyone is so cynical about…
I have a confession. It’s been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside of the Dakota Apartments hoping…
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Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive bar had cool regulars like…
I was standing in line at the home improvement store the other day, and I heard some narcissist going on about how they need to…
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Nowadays, Hip-hop and R&B are intrinsically connected, rap songs regularly feature soulful hooks over samples and nearly all pop songs have an MC do a…
If you want to compete in today’s job market, you need to create a personal brand. You need to show potential employers why you’re the…
It’s been decades since an acoustic execution has graced the stages of our town centers. The French guillotine was last used in 1977 and American…
The kids are sleeping at their friend’s house. Your spouse is visiting the in-laws. Tonight is the night! You finally have two or three uninterrupted…
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