For most people in their twenties, drinking two nights in a row is hardly notable. It’s basically an every-other-day occurrence. While you may get hungover,…
Thirty years. Thirty goddamn years of training, deployments, and countless moves across the world, yet I come home to an entire generation who can’t tell…
It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s when I hear it. “Ew,…
Me and the boys were just hanging out at our favorite dive bar like we do every night. Playing some cards, drinking some beer, and…
Nothing is worse than leaving a job interview that you spent weeks preparing for and wondering if an errant phrasing just blew the whole thing…
Remember a while back when Martin Scorsese thought that directing a handful of the most highly regarded films of all time entitled him to voice…
Ask any 90s kid if they remember the D.A.R.E. program and odds are you’ll open up a wellspring of childhood memories. Reagan helped spread the…
Ring ring! It’s the Girlboss Academy calling and they’re offering this brave woman a full ride because she slays all day until 4 A.M! Well,…
Oh, that’s a nice Weezer shirt you’ve got. You must really know their stuff if you’re wearing their merch. Well, why don’t you prove it?…
You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in his immediate future. You should’ve…
So you matched with not one, not two but all five members of the jam band Goose on a dating app. You’re probably feeling a…
If Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” were never played on the radio or in movies again, it would still live on eternally in the collective human…
So you think it might be time for dear old MeeMaw to head to the pearly gates. She’s like 103, after all! Not to mention…
You may think it won’t happen to you, but no band is safe. At any moment your bassist could receive a Musician’s Friend catalog in…
Well, my dream came true last night! After over a decade of shitty shows in shitty clubs, my band finally opened for our idols, “Ms.…