Ian Mackaye Confused by Airbnb Guest’s Lack of Interest in Taking Porch Photo
WASHINGTON — Legendary frontman and Airbnb Superhost Ian Mackaye was confused last week when a couple renting a room in…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 37
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Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already
A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting…
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Black Mirror Writer Trying to Think of Most Evil Thing a FitBit Could Do
LONDON — “Black Mirror” show creator Charlie Brooker admitted today that he’s struggling to conceive of the scariest thing a…
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Fans Relieved Least Important Member of Band Only One Called out for Abuse
TAMPA, Fla. — Supporters of indie rock band Under Capricorn breathed a collective sigh of relief today when abuse allegations…
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Aging Punk’s Half-Built Mini Ramp Monument to Time He Thought He Could Save Relationship With Skateboarding
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A half-built, dilapidated mini ramp in the backyard of aging skateboarder Roy Balderaz’s home is a lasting…
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Punk Mortified After Being Named Employee of the Month
SALINAS, Calif. — Local punk Jack Hunter was upset yesterday in learning that he was being named Platt Electric Supply’s…
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Inconsiderate Straight Edge Roommate Drinks All The Mixer
POMONA, Calif. — Local straight edger Dave Bower drank every non-alcoholic beverage intended for use as a mixer last night…
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Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture
ROSSITER, Pa. — Your long-term girlfriend Lisa Sandoval found your recent Instagram activity “kinda funny” and “a little weird, if…
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Viewer Convinced 10 Seconds into Documentary
DANVILLE, Calif. — Local man Owen Nelson was completely convinced last night that the entire world is run by an…
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Maturing New Found Glory Frontman Writes Lyrics About Crazy Girls Who Want Half of Your Earnings in Divorce Settlements
CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. — New Found Glory frontman Jordan Pundik reported he’s no longer motivated to write lyrics about teenage…
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