Crust Punk Dead After Being Forced to Ride in Overhead Compartment
CHICAGO — A beloved crust punk belonging to the Donovan family died last night on a United Airlines flight from…
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Gift Card to Wrong Movie Theater Makes Third Move to New Wallet
PACIFICA, Calif. — A Regal Cinemas gift card was transferred last night to a third wallet without once being used…
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37-Year-Old Positive That White Studded Belt Will Be Back in Style Any Day Now
ANAHEIM, Calif. — 37-year-old web developer and former Fashioncore devotee Kelvin Robbins once again today chose against donating his white…
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Frontman Clearly Working out Stand-Up Material Between Songs
LOS ANGELES— Evan Winter, longtime frontman of hardcore band Blank Slate, kept audiences engaged in between songs with stand-up bits…
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Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed in Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night
TACOMA, Wash. — Local boyfriend Adam Leben refused to admit to any wrongdoing for his alleged horrible behavior in his…
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Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused of Next Month
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local hardcore frontman Troy Burgess spoke out during a show last night against the constant abuse perpetrated…
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Lifelong Heckler Tells Children Talking at Park to Shut Up and Play
DOVER, N.H. — Avid heckler Roland Cobb was escorted out of a local park today for yelling at a group…
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Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
ABINGTON, Mass. — Local birthday girl and outspoken anti-capitalist Beth Crowley received no birthday gifts for the third year in…
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Beto Frantically Scouring Old Punk Lyrics That Support His Position on Private Insurance
DETROIT — Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke was spotted making last minute preparations for the second debate by referencing old…
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Have Heart Starts Set on Drum Riser Due to 9,000 People Sitting on Stage
LOS ANGELES — Have Heart were forced to play within the cramped quarters of the drum riser because of roughly…
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