LOS ANGELES — Bored Marvel and Disney executives confirmed that they have greenlit a Captain America vs. Predator crossover mostly…
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GLEN BURNIE, Md. — Local punk Cris Martinson was recently honored by Forbes Magazine in their annual “30 People over…
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local punk Tyra Flores was spotted placing sheets of old newspaper over the corpse of her housemate…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local birdwatcher and ornithology enthusiast Sam Greer watched approximately half of the classic 1970s John Waters film “Pink…
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NEW YORK — Local punk Frankie Hartman lamented moments ago that he managed to stand yet again in the exact…
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PHILADELPHIA — Newly single man Tim Donahue brought his CPAP machine to a bar yesterday evening in the event he…
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BALTIMORE — Members of local punk band Slip and Fall realized they’d neglected to tell their bassist they'd voted him…
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NEW YORK — A mercenary team of ex-special forces, KGB, and other trained combatants attempting to take an entire gala…
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NICASIO, Calif. — Longtime Star Wars fan Jon Eaton was charged with trespassing on Skywalker Ranch, allegedly hoping to ask…
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LOS ANGELES — A recording of The Dooley’s frontman Jason Delahunt screaming at his bandmates is slated to appear on…
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