Report: Band Too Ugly To Be in Own Music Video
DENVER — A recent report from social psychologists at the University of Denver revealed that members of the local ska…
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Neel Bhakta
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Every Tigers Jaw Album Ranked Worst to Best
If you remember aimlessly walking around the local mall and eating at Sbarro with your Converse, or god forbid, your…
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Concerned Cardiologist Still Attempting to Explain to Math Rock Guitarist That Arrhythmia Isn’t a Good Thing
CHICAGO — Exasperated cardiologist Dr. Everett Johnston is struggling to explain to his math rock guitarist patient that an arrhythmia,…
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Every Iceage Album Ranked Worst to Best
The words “Ice Age” means something different for everyone. If you’re some sort of paleontologist dweeb, it means sabertooth tigers…
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Self-Conscious Concertgoer Really Needed to Hear Crowd He’s In Was Amazing Tonight
MILWAUKEE — Local sad sack and frequent concert attendee Jorges Henderson recently had his spirits lifted after hearing the singer…
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Couple that Met at Weezer Concert Telling Everyone They Met on Christian Mingle
HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming…
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Friend Who Tried to Tie Shoes in Pit Never Heard From Again
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local man Paul Costas disappeared after trying to tie his shoes in the midst of a…
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Bassist Only in Band Because of Sam’s Club Membership
DENTON, Texas — Members of the local emo band Bike Seat revealed a Sam’s Club membership is the only reason…
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15 New Bands to Casually Bring Up at Thanksgiving to Remind Everyone You’re The Cool Uncle
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real…
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Opinion: Aren’t You a Little Too Old To Be Having Fun on a Tuesday Night?
Hey, you. Yeah, the guy with black square-frame glasses and skinny jeans. Sorry, I was just minding my own business,…
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