DENVER — A recent report from social psychologists at the University of Denver revealed that members of the local ska…
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If you remember aimlessly walking around the local mall and eating at Sbarro with your Converse, or god forbid, your…
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CHICAGO — Exasperated cardiologist Dr. Everett Johnston is struggling to explain to his math rock guitarist patient that an arrhythmia,…
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The words “Ice Age” means something different for everyone. If you’re some sort of paleontologist dweeb, it means sabertooth tigers…
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MILWAUKEE — Local sad sack and frequent concert attendee Jorges Henderson recently had his spirits lifted after hearing the singer…
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HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming…
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local man Paul Costas disappeared after trying to tie his shoes in the midst of a…
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DENTON, Texas — Members of the local emo band Bike Seat revealed a Sam’s Club membership is the only reason…
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It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real…
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Hey, you. Yeah, the guy with black square-frame glasses and skinny jeans. Sorry, I was just minding my own business,…
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