So, I’m telling the other servers I work with about this chick I nailed after my set last night, when…
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Pro tip: Mentioning Misery Signals in any metalcore convo is sure to win you some serious points. They’re your favorite…
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Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of…
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As a musician, earning enough to buy a house is quite the feat and I’m damn proud of that. Now…
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So I’m throwin’ back a few garage beers at my niece’s 3rd b-day bash, and this guy mentions a huge…
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Well, I did it! After weeks of updating my resume, blasting job sites, and interviewing for several positions, I landed…
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As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new…
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Day in and day out, I’m grinding away on new music. And I’m not one of those guys who bangs…
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Look, I totally understand that once I release my music, it’s subject to scrutiny. But before you pass judgment, just…
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It’s no surprise that my parents disapprove of my singer/songwriter boyfriend, but when my besties started calling his financial situation…
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