So, I’m telling the other servers I work with about this chick I nailed after my set last night, when they suddenly confront me about…
Pro tip: Mentioning Misery Signals in any metalcore convo is sure to win you some serious points. They’re your favorite metalcore band’s favorite metalcore band.…
Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of wisdom. Your last song did…
As a musician, earning enough to buy a house is quite the feat and I’m damn proud of that. Now I can say that I’m…
So I’m throwin’ back a few garage beers at my niece’s 3rd b-day bash, and this guy mentions a huge band I opened for. I…
Well, I did it! After weeks of updating my resume, blasting job sites, and interviewing for several positions, I landed the most impressive-sounding job I’ve…
As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new pair of Hanes! First of…
Day in and day out, I’m grinding away on new music. And I’m not one of those guys who bangs out a quick riff, tosses…
Look, I totally understand that once I release my music, it’s subject to scrutiny. But before you pass judgment, just know that my songs have…
It’s no surprise that my parents disapprove of my singer/songwriter boyfriend, but when my besties started calling his financial situation and all of his personality…
It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s when I hear it. “Ew,…
Well, my dream came true last night! After over a decade of shitty shows in shitty clubs, my band finally opened for our idols, “Ms.…
Another track in the bag! I worked my ass off writing and recording that stellar blend of original riffs and lyrics and I was so…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently squashed as word spread of…
Buying that Funeral For a Friend hoodie are ya? But did you come to this show as some casual bandwagoner or do you truly appreciate…