James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

June 12, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…

June 7, 2021

MARLINTON, W.V. — Local truck owner John “John-Boy” Johnson recently employed his heavy duty 2020 GMC Sierra to move a…

June 6, 2021

In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who…

May 9, 2021

FROSTBURG, Md. — Local mom Beverly Hurd, whose son graduated with a creative writing degree more than a decade ago,…

May 9, 2021

Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…

May 1, 2021

So we ran into the guy from Smash Mouth on our lunch break while in line at Shake Shack. No…

April 18, 2021

JIM THORPE, Penn. — Craigslist user Hampton Bellamy sold a badly damaged and completely non-functional Kustom amplifier yesterday after listing…

April 14, 2021

Look, some things are just set in stone. 2 + 2 = 4. “I” before “E” except after “C.” Flu…

April 13, 2021

BERLIN — A group of punks and aspiring assassins traveled eighty years back in time only to fail in their…

April 10, 2021

We are in an era of unprecedented musical creativity. From trap-metal to sad boi country, genres have been mixed and…