James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

July 10, 2021

I may not know much, and probably even less so now after that eleventh Jager bomb, but the one thing…

July 4, 2021

SANDUSKY, Ohio — Local punk Curtis “Copkiller” Richards reportedly ceased his habit of constant slander against the United States while…

June 16, 2021

WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Seminal poet-punk band the Weakerthans held their first unofficial reunion since their 2014 hiatus during a recent…

June 12, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…

June 7, 2021

MARLINTON, W.V. — Local truck owner John “John-Boy” Johnson recently employed his heavy duty 2020 GMC Sierra to move a…

June 6, 2021

In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who…

May 9, 2021

FROSTBURG, Md. — Local mom Beverly Hurd, whose son graduated with a creative writing degree more than a decade ago,…

May 9, 2021

Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…

May 1, 2021

So we ran into the guy from Smash Mouth on our lunch break while in line at Shake Shack. No…

April 18, 2021

JIM THORPE, Penn. — Craigslist user Hampton Bellamy sold a badly damaged and completely non-functional Kustom amplifier yesterday after listing…