Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

November 26, 2022

LA MESA, Calif. – A group of 38-year-olds attending last night’s Social Narcolepsy gig reportedly spent the entire show discussing…

November 16, 2022

I guess it’s asking too much to have a nice quiet meal with my family at this restaurant without being…

November 14, 2022

I’d like to start off this hearing by stating for the record that this is an absolute witch hunt. The…

October 31, 2022

LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…

October 28, 2022

MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…

October 6, 2022

DALLAS – Local man Shane Whitlock recently blew the two-drink minimum at a small, laid-back music venue clear out of…

September 28, 2022

DETROIT – Local band Affirmation Rising revealed that their traditional pre-show huddle mainly consists of prayers that serious allegations about…

September 23, 2022

Before I started practicing meditation, the stresses of the world got to me. The global pandemic, crippling inflation, and of…

September 18, 2022

LONDON – Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is reportedly pestering the entire staff of Buckingham Palace to ask if his…

September 16, 2022

ST. LOUIS – College freshmen, Keegan Smith and Caleb Kyle, are locked in a bitter argument over sharing the wall…