Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Using the Phrase “I’m Leaving You, Mike. It’s Over. We’re Done.”
As we approach the ‘20s it becomes more and more clear that certain parts of our cultural lexicon need to…
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Review: Joker Is a Pointless Snoozefest That Barely Inspired Me to Shoot Anyone
If you are looking for the spark that will ignite the flame of incel revolution, look elsewhere. When I bought…
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Skulls: Who Wore Them Better?
Some fashion trends are just timeless. Nothing says 'fun' like a pair of Chuck Taylors, nothing screams 'class' better than…
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Spotify No Help in Finding That Surf Rock Song That Goes “Ba-Da Da-Da Baaa-Da BA Da, Ba-Da BA-Da Baaa Da-Da”
LOS ANGELES — A growing number of Spotify users are increasingly frustrated with the streaming service’s inability to find a…
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I Actually Do Play Sportsball and My Team Did Score the Most Goal Baskets and Your Comments Offended Me
Hey, we get it- you’re not into sports. That’s cool. But what’s not cool is how every year you see…
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“They Can’t Impeach a Dead Man!” Cackles Trump Before Tossing Life-like Mannequin Off Bridge
WASHINGTON — President Trump threw a life-like dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks below to…
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How Echo & the Bunnymen Changed the Way We Pretend to Be Into Obscure ’80s Bands
Whether you’re a fan of the idea of listening to The Psychedelic Furs or a fan of that one Jesus…
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Party Bike Rigged to Explode if Riders Stop Being Annoying as Hell
LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…
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We Look Back on the Day Surf Rock Died Because They Were All Playing Electric Guitars on Surfboards
To many, February 3, 1959, will forever be known as “the day the music died.” But for fans of surf…
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Steve Bannon Can’t Believe He’s Already Considered Classic-Right
WASHINGTON — Steve Bannon was flabbergasted to learn yesterday that his hate-filled, racist propaganda and rhetoric, once considered the cornerstone…
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