Skulls: Who Wore Them Better? October 3, 2019 Some fashion trends are just timeless. Nothing says 'fun' like a pair of Chuck Taylors, nothing screams 'class' better than… Read More →
Spotify No Help in Finding That Surf Rock Song That Goes “Ba-Da Da-Da Baaa-Da BA Da, Ba-Da BA-Da Baaa Da-Da” September 28, 2019 LOS ANGELES — A growing number of Spotify users are increasingly frustrated with the streaming service’s inability to find a… Read More →
I Actually Do Play Sportsball and My Team Did Score the Most Goal Baskets and Your Comments Offended Me September 28, 2019 Hey, we get it- you’re not into sports. That’s cool. But what’s not cool is how every year you see… Read More →
“They Can’t Impeach a Dead Man!” Cackles Trump Before Tossing Life-like Mannequin Off Bridge September 24, 2019 WASHINGTON — President Trump threw a life-like dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks below to… Read More →
How Echo & the Bunnymen Changed the Way We Pretend to Be Into Obscure ’80s Bands September 24, 2019 Whether you’re a fan of the idea of listening to The Psychedelic Furs or a fan of that one Jesus… Read More →
Party Bike Rigged to Explode if Riders Stop Being Annoying as Hell September 23, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged… Read More →
We Look Back on the Day Surf Rock Died Because They Were All Playing Electric Guitars on Surfboards September 5, 2019 To many, February 3, 1959, will forever be known as “the day the music died.” But for fans of surf… Read More →
Steve Bannon Can’t Believe He’s Already Considered Classic-Right September 4, 2019 WASHINGTON — Steve Bannon was flabbergasted to learn yesterday that his hate-filled, racist propaganda and rhetoric, once considered the cornerstone… Read More →
Opinion: No One From Boston Deserves a Parade September 1, 2019 When a "Straight Pride Parade" in Boston was first proposed it made national headlines. Many consider the event to be… Read More →
We Sat Down With Incubus to See If They Knew Where We Could Get Some Molly August 23, 2019 Much like our favorite drug MDMA, Incubus blew up in 1999 and have kind of hung around in the mix… Read More →