Help! I Dropped the Gun but the New Tesla Is Still Saying I Have 20 Seconds to Comply!
When Elon Musk asked me to point a gun at his new Cybertruck I thought he just wanted to demonstrate…
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You Have No Right to Judge Me for “Forcing” My Kid to Be Vegetarian Even Though I’m “Not” Vegetarian and for Me It’s Just a “Power Thing”
Who the fuck do you think you are trying to tell me how to raise my child? First of all,…
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Want Your Kids to Be Successful? According to Experts, Tough Luck Shithead
We all want the best for our children, and in an increasingly competitive world that presents challenges. In the information…
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Fact Check: Are Horny MILFs in My Area Really Looking to Get It on Tonight?
The Claim: According to an internet ad my neighborhood is full of horny mature women looking to get wet and…
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How to Convince Your Meat Eater Friend to Try Meatless Monday And, Eventually, Swinging
If you’re friends with a carnivore there’s a good chance that you’ve been accused of being preachy. You probably can’t…
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10 Years Later, Kirasawa’s “Yojimbo” Holds up as the Movie I Mention Casually to Seem Intelligent
When I first watched Yojimbo in my high school film study class I distinctly remember thinking “This is probably for…
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We Look Back on Rob Zombie’s “Hellbilly Deluxe” Because That’s What the Carnie Who Abducted Us Is Listening To
There’s no denying it, fall is in the air. The leaves are changing. Kids across the country are counting the…
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Oh, You’re a Ted Leo Fan? Name 5 Episodes of Radiolab
I’m so sick of poser fans like you. I don’t know what your angle is but if you were a…
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Dude Crowd Surfing Has Been Dead for Hours
HARTFORD, Conn. — Harvest Jam music festival attendees are still helping a fellow fan crowd-surf, blissfully unaware they’ve been hoisting…
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Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Using the Phrase “I’m Leaving You, Mike. It’s Over. We’re Done.”
As we approach the ‘20s it becomes more and more clear that certain parts of our cultural lexicon need to…
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