Oh, You’re a Ted Leo Fan? Name 5 Episodes of Radiolab October 27, 2019 I’m so sick of poser fans like you. I don’t know what your angle is but if you were a… Read More →
Dude Crowd Surfing Has Been Dead for Hours October 22, 2019 HARTFORD, Conn. — Harvest Jam music festival attendees are still helping a fellow fan crowd-surf, blissfully unaware they’ve been hoisting… Read More →
Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Using the Phrase “I’m Leaving You, Mike. It’s Over. We’re Done.” October 15, 2019 As we approach the ‘20s it becomes more and more clear that certain parts of our cultural lexicon need to… Read More →
Review: Joker Is a Pointless Snoozefest That Barely Inspired Me to Shoot Anyone October 11, 2019 If you are looking for the spark that will ignite the flame of incel revolution, look elsewhere. When I bought… Read More →
Skulls: Who Wore Them Better? October 3, 2019 Some fashion trends are just timeless. Nothing says 'fun' like a pair of Chuck Taylors, nothing screams 'class' better than… Read More →
Spotify No Help in Finding That Surf Rock Song That Goes “Ba-Da Da-Da Baaa-Da BA Da, Ba-Da BA-Da Baaa Da-Da” September 28, 2019 LOS ANGELES — A growing number of Spotify users are increasingly frustrated with the streaming service’s inability to find a… Read More →
I Actually Do Play Sportsball and My Team Did Score the Most Goal Baskets and Your Comments Offended Me September 28, 2019 Hey, we get it- you’re not into sports. That’s cool. But what’s not cool is how every year you see… Read More →
“They Can’t Impeach a Dead Man!” Cackles Trump Before Tossing Life-like Mannequin Off Bridge September 24, 2019 WASHINGTON — President Trump threw a life-like dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks below to… Read More →
How Echo & the Bunnymen Changed the Way We Pretend to Be Into Obscure ’80s Bands September 24, 2019 Whether you’re a fan of the idea of listening to The Psychedelic Furs or a fan of that one Jesus… Read More →
Party Bike Rigged to Explode if Riders Stop Being Annoying as Hell September 23, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged… Read More →