We Interview a Fucking Meme
Well, here we are, I hope you’re happy you sick fucks. It’s come to this. Jesus fucking Christ. We landed…
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Rogan Endorsement Final Push Sanders Needed to Enter Octagon
RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…
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What Being an Empath Taught Me About Avoiding Poor People at All Costs
An empath, as I explain to every single person I meet, is a person who is extraordinarily sensitive to the…
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I Respect Joe Rogan Because He Presents Both Sides of Liberals Wanting to Rip Our Dicks Off
In the age of identity politics, we as a society have completely forgotten that it’s okay to disagree! Fake news…
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Opinion: The Words “And Twins” Used to Mean Something in This Country
What in the hell happened to this country? “And twins” was about more than just selling beer, it was about…
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Just Because I Disagree With You Doesn’t Mean I Hate You. I Do Fucking Hate You Though
In the age of talking head info-tainment we have lost the art of discourse. We have misplaced the notion that…
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You’ll Be More Conservative When You’re Older and Your Brain Has Been Ravaged by Syphilis
So you think Sanders or Warren would make a good president, huh? And you still insist on calling our current…
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We Look Back on “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness” Every Morning Because of This Dumb Ass Tattoo
At The Hard Times we think it’s important to look back on iconic albums that made influenced us and have…
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Opinion: It’s Time for Santa to Be Female With Huge Tits and Like a Sword
Smash. The. Patriarchy. As we exit 2019 and enter the new roaring ‘20s it’s time to dispel the myth that…
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So Close! This Dying Fan Was the Runner up for the Big “Rise of Skywalker” Dying Fan Private Screening Promotion
By now you’ve all seen that viral story about the dying Star Wars fan who was granted a private screening…
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